Taylor Swift vs. Avril Lavigne - We are Complicated
#Taylor’s widely acknowledged around town as the ‘good girl’ #Avril’s from the wrong side of the tracks #natural opposites that get paired as partners for a chemistry project #what starts out as schoolwork becomes something more as the girls slowly fall for each other #but there’s trouble in paradise when Avril realizes Taylor’s needy for attention and Taylor thinks Avril’s too edgy #a fight breaks out and the two break it off #Act 1 ends with them storming away from each other to opposite sides of the stage #Taylor sings of how through she is with Avril #and Avril is furious at Taylor for being so complicated
someone come play with my hair until the future isn’t scary anymore
NARWHALS NARWHALS SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN
CAUSING A COMMOTION
BECAUSE THEY ARE SO AWESOME
PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE CAN BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT
LIKE AN UNDERWATER UNICORN
THEY’VE GOT A KICKASS FACIAL HORN
THEY ARE THE JEDI OF THE SEA
THEY’LL STOP CTHULHU EATING YE
NARWHALS THEY ARE NARHWALS
NARWHALS JUST DONT LET THEM TOUCH YOUR BALLS
NARWHALS THEY ARE NARHWALS
NARWHALS INVENTORS OF THE SHISHKEBAB
Art Nouveau Doors
(Photos uncredited as I collected them on my hard-drive a long time ago!)
Princeton University psychologist Susan Fiske took brain scans of heterosexual men while they looked at sexualised images of women wearing bikinis. She found that the part of their brains that became activated was pre-motor - areas that usually light up when people anticipate using tools. The men were reacting to the images as if the women were objects they were going to act on. Particularly shocking was the discovery that the participants who scored highest on tests of hostile sexism were those most likely to deactivate the part of the brain that considers other people’s intentions (the medial prefrontal cortex) while looking at the pictures. These men were responding to images of the women as if they were non-human.
The Equality Illusion (via lesilencieux)
BUT SEXISM ISN’T REAL Y’ALL WE’RE JUST MAKING IT UP. THIS ISN’T LITERAL OBJECTIFICATION. NAH. (via longdivisionnnn)
Horrified but not suprised. Not in the least.
am i the only person who randomly remembers text posts like in the middle of the day and just starts laughing
Things I didn’t know I wanted until now:
Literary weddings- a wedding at one of those old libraries where the books are stacked to the ceiling on shelves. the cake has your favorite book written around it or is shaped like your favorite book the invitations can be the library cards that tell you when the book is due. This is so cute and I will not settle for anything else on my wedding now.